Trump's $5M Immigrant "Gold Card," Elon's First Cabinet Meeting, | Rosebud Baker

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🗓️ 27 February 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Desi Lydic tackles Trump’s first cabinet meeting, which included Elon Musk accidentally canceling Ebola prevention and RFK Jr. downplaying the measles outbreak. Meanwhile, Trump announces $5M "gold card" for wealthy immigrants. Meet Elon Musk’s Body Movement Choreographer, Jean Lemón, the mastermind behind Elon’s X jump and heart-to-the-crowd salute. Comedian, actor & writer Rosebud Baker sits down to discuss her Netflix stand-up special “The Mother Lode.” They talk about filming the special before and after giving birth, portraying an honest journey to motherhood, why Baker’s daughter is at high risk for becoming a comedian, and how kicking pigeons helps her cope while writing SNL’s Weekend Update. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.4	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
0:13.8	This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Leiden.
0:38.3	Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Jesse Lighting.
0:41.1	We've got so much to talk about tonight.
0:45.2	Donald Trump is releasing a new line of hats for your weird uncle to wear.
0:50.2	America's cover charge is about to go up, and Elon Musk does hand stuff.
0:52.3	So let's get right into it.
0:59.8	I'm going to come.
1:09.8	Today was a big day for Donald Trump. He had a meeting with every member of his cabinet, and he even invited the president.
1:15.0	By the way, thanks for dressing up, Elon.
1:18.5	Don't let us keep you from a blackjack tournament in 2006.
1:22.9	But yes, Elon did have a seat at the table.
1:24.9	Well, not an actual seat.
1:30.8	He was more looming over it, like an Ed Hardy Sith Lord. And some reporters wondered if that created tension with the actual cabinet members, given that he keeps trying to
1:35.5	fire all of their staff. President Trump put out a truth social today saying that everybody in the
1:41.4	cabinet was happy with you. I just wondered if that, if you had heard otherwise,
1:46.0	and if you had heard anything about members of the cabinet
1:48.0	who weren't happy with the way things were going.
1:51.0	Let the cabinet speak just for a second.
1:54.0	Anybody unhappy with you are,
1:58.0	if you are, we'll throw them out of you.
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