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Hello everybody. Welcome back to the damaged fort. I'm John and Roll. It's a big Friday show and thus Brett Erlick joins us. Brett, how's it going?

It's going fine. I went out last night.

I know, I heard an in-depth accounting of at least part of it. And that's where we'll begin

today's show. So what Brett doesn't know because we didn't really converse before the show

is that I was at about a 9.3 on my rage meter from the news

and the things I'm reading and just my utter hatred for our society, our government,

the state of people. And then Brett gave me a couple of potentially helpful diversion.

So first of all, he was recounting his night last night, which sounds like if I asked, if I injected my brain at a chat GPT and say, create a night

that would make Donald, that would make John throw himself in front of traffic.

All the interactions, there's bros, there's people saying things that isn't like human dialogue. I'm never going gonna go to a bar again, thanks to the story I just heard.

But that's not what I wanna, we're not doing that full thing, Brett.

Okay.

You then said that you distracted them by singing Michelle Branch.

Yeah.

What did you sing?

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