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The pro-crime convicted felon president of the United States, Kankles McTacot Tits, who we will refer

to as kanks throughout the rest of this episode for expediency and spite.

Had a little press conference yesterday with the Alabama delegation of the KKK.

No, I'm sorry, I got that wrong.

They weren't the KKK.

They were just Alabama politicians,

aka cresty, racist, white people. But Peter Ducey from Fox News asked Kanks about the rumors that

were floating around that he was dead. And I want you guys to watch his reaction. I never see

anything other than petty emotion in this man. But when

Peter asks him this, I see pain, self-reflection, and like, oh shit, everybody knows what the

doctors have told me. I want you guys to really study kanks. Play the clip.

Completely different, but about a big viral social media trend over the weekend.

How did you find out over the weekend that you were dead?

You see that?

No. People didn't see you for a couple days.

1.3 million user engagements as of Saturday morning about your demise.

Well, I have heard. It's sort of crazy, but last week I did. So, you know, first of all,

you saw the reaction of the guys behind him. They were all smiling and laughing and shaking their

heads. But Canks, it was like, oh, shit, they know.

And it reminds me of when Obama during that press corps, White House press core meeting,

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