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Sometimes it looks like Pete Hegseth is in trouble.

And you have to be a really bad person, really bad for all of the flea bags that are down at Mar-a-Lago to think maybe you need to step aside.

Yeah, I just wonder, what was it that pushed it over the edge?

The sexual assault allegations, the mismanagement of funds, the fact that his nonprofits had to

shut down because they were in debt.

But he's not qualified, maybe?

Not qualified. But he's not qualified, maybe? Not qualified.

But he is telegenic, which seems to be the qualifying remark.

And then somebody, I heard comment that, well, it's the drunkenness.

You know, Trump just hates drunk people.

And I'm like, okay, so it's not the assault.

It's not that he's unqualified, not mismanagement offense, not that he's a grifter, not that he says kill Muslims, not that he has white supremacy tattoos.

None of that.

It's the fact that he has horrible public drunkenness behavior.

So, I mean, which is it?

I don't know.

Well, of course it's none of the stuff that you mentioned before because you just described

every member of MAGA.

Right.

With all of those things.

Every single person that's involved with MAGA has already said, we're completely fine with

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