Good morning, America, and to all of our international listeners that just cannot take

their eyes off of this slow-moving train wreck that has become the United States of America.

Top story that I have for this episode is that Trump is acting gay again. Let's play the clip.

I hate good-looking men.

Matthew, that's great. Thank you very much. It's a great honor. We also have the only cadet who earned a perfect score on every single fitness

now we're talking fitness do you know who this is already wow this guy must be something

i mean i think we'll have to invite him up i want to check it out for the last four straight

years which they think maybe an all-time...

Straight ears.

Congratulations to Thomas Rhodes.

Thomas, get up here, please.

I want to see.

I want to check them out.

What the fuck?

Okay, several things.

This happens again and again and again and again.

He got so excited about when he said the fitness test.

And then he talked about straight years.

And I think he was consecutive, but the way he said it, and he's like, let's get this guy up here. I want to check him out.

And I'll remind you guys, he speaks constantly about how attractive he thinks men are.

I don't have a problem with this. Pumps and I both, when we're at lunch or dinner and we see a

gorgeous woman walk in, I'm like, God, she's a stunner. This is just a normal thing. But in the MAGA world,

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