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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Trump Makes Milk Whole Again, Europe Defends Greenland & MAGA Blasts Mamdani | Wagner Moura

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Comedy, Daily News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Klepper covers the latest on Trump’s whole milk antics, the president’s push to take over Greenland that has Europe mobilizing, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s burgeoning communist reign in New York City, which has unleashed terrors such as expanded access to childcare and free public restrooms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt breaks down the latest tech from the CES conference: candy that puts voices in your head, razors that botch your haircut for you, robots that can see you but can’t hear you, and a chance to fulfill your dreams of beating up a machine! Actor Wagner Moura joins Jordan Klepper, fresh off of his Golden Globe win for his performance in “The Secret Agent.” Moura, a Brazilian native, describes how the film, which takes place in 1977 Brazil during a heavy dictatorship, was a way for him and director Kleber Mendonça Filho to process their perplexity after their country’s return to dictatorship values with the election of far-right president Jair Bolsonaro in 2018. They also discuss how this period piece resonates with Brazilians today, as well as audiences all over the world who are likewise facing authoritarian threats, the importance of retaining historical memory in order to avoid repeating past mistakes, and why he gravitates towards projects that merge art with politics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:42.6

From the most trusted journalist at Comedy Center is America's only search for news.

0:50.0

This is the Daily Show with your host, Jordan Klamper.

1:07.6

What is the show for Sopper? We got so much to talk about tonight.

1:11.4

Trump cheats on Diet Coke.

1:13.5

America adds Greenland to its cart,

1:15.9

and New York is officially a communist hellscape.

1:19.5

We did it!

1:20.6

So let's get into the headlines.

1:25.8

I'll tell you what, there is so much going So, let's get into the headlines.

1:33.0

I'll tell you what, there is so much going on in the world today.

1:38.8

Domestic strife, international uprisings, Verizon went down for four hours yesterday,

1:43.1

so I had to Google myself on my desktop like a loser.

1:45.9

But with all the chaos in the world,

1:47.6

I'm so glad we have a president who's laser-focused on the issues that matter most.

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