Welcome back. Happy Monday. A lot going on this Monday. We have a stacked show for you.

Today is Monday, May 4th, 2026. I'm not going to insert a Star Wars joke here until Disney actually fixes Star Wars.

Star Wars is entirely woke. Apparently the Mandalorian movie is losing an enormous amount of money and they're desperate now.

At least they fired Kathleen Kennedy, but not going to make Star Wars jokes on this program.

We're building a brand new studio.

It is crispy and we are here to tell you that things are changing.

For the good, some for the worse.

The reason why we don't have a cold this morning, and we explained this on Friday,

sorry, we didn't have a show on Friday because I was traveling in Texas.

The reason that we didn't have a cold on Thursday and the reason why we're not doing our custom

and someone argue even legendary colds is not out of any lost love for Jerry,

who we adore at this channel, and who's one of the single most creative and incredible

dudes ever. It's that the social media platforms upon which we broadcast are cracking down

severely on AI generated content. A lot of these colds are. And they're hysterical. They're really funny. And I miss them. And we're looking for guidance on that. And so if you are a long time viewer of this show or if you're somebody who's been tuning into the channel and wondering where those are, I just want to, this is the last time I'll make this announcement, but I just wanted to explain. This is something that was foisted upon us. It's leading to the ripping down and stripping of demonization

from an enormous number of channels across the spectrum. It's something that I think is being done,

perhaps clumsily, by the platforms, but that is why we don't have colds. And I miss them,

and it makes me angry that we don't have colds. I want my colds back.

Nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, we carry on because today we've learned so very much about the war in Iran, obviously a war that I want to button up and wash our hands of as we roar into the 2026 midterms.

And the prospects are looking up, actually,

for Republicans. And boy, it feels really good to be a plan truster right now. And nonetheless,

things are about to get potentially dodgy in this part of the world once more. And we're going to

cover all of the bases, President Trump, making the

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