On today's show, the Trump-Pooten summit, all I can say, Alaska hasn't witnessed a disaster of this magnitude since the Exxon Valdez.

At least Captain Joseph Hazelwood can claim he was drunk. What's Trump's excuse other than being a fully owned and operated subsidiary of Vladimir Putin?

What is happening?

Even straight white Christian males are beginning to think something doesn't feel right.

Well, more on Putin, welcoming Trump to America, or as I call it, disaster in Alaska, later on in my show.

Thanks to budget cuts and climate change denial, NASA has been ordered to destroy two satellites measuring greenhouse gases and deforestation around the globe. American farmers also use

satellites to manage crop rotation and determine which seeds to plant. The passage of one big

beautiful bill stripped funding for environmental science, but decommissioning these satellites

is a major investment in the increasingly lucrative science

of climate change denial, which will benefit future generations of Exxon shareholders.

NASA plans to destroy the satellites by cutting their power, causing the satellites to fall from the sky,

burning up in the Earth's atmosphere along with the rest of us.

Thanks to climate change, hurricane season started earlier this year, and it seems to be starting

earlier and earlier every year.

Aaron is this year's first major storm in the Atlantic

and grew at a jaw-dropping speed, leaving climatologists astonished by how quickly it ballooned

from a category one to a category five in just 30 hours. Aaron's obviously got a glandular problem and just needs some ozempic. This has nothing to do with the oceans getting heated up by petroleum products.

Well, scientists who actually know stuff say Aaron is one of the fastest growing Atlantic hurricanes ever observed.

Aaron is making her way up the Atlantic, hitting Puerto Rico as a category three, already

leaving thousands there without power.

President Trump assured the people of Puerto Rico not to worry.

He said, you're a colony, not a state, which means any significant population decrease

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