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President-elect, or should I say first lady elect, Donald Trump, was at CPAC this weekend,

rolling out the greatest hits.

But it became increasingly obvious that the trolling that he is number two to Elon Musk is really

starting to get under his skin.

Let me play you this clip.

And he got over 2,000 units.

It's a lot.

And they flooded it with Starlink and it was so good.

It saved a lot of lives.

So we want to thank him.

But no, he's not going to be president that I can tell you. And I'm safe. You know why?

He can't be. He wasn't born in this country. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He sounds like he thinks

it's hilarious. Hilarious. I mean, to ha ha he sounds like he thinks it's hilarious hilarious i mean to me that sounds like

Musk owns him yep and he can say yeah i know you own me but you can't ever really be president

because you weren't born here that's the only thing that he has left in his toolbox and also

this is just an aside, the way he speaks,

yes. We've got a lot of great people. You know, I like smart people. I'm just like, why? Why did

tens of millions of people see that and think, yeah, that's who should be in charge. It sounds like he's slurring,

like he's got peanut butter in his mouth or marbles or he's on some kind of medication. I mean,

he just doesn't sound normal and he doesn't have his normal like crazy affect. But I think the

choice of the word, I'm safe. Why safe? Why that word? Because he knows they want, I mean, he knows they want to usurp him, but he's safe. So they have, to me, my opinion is that says they have all the goods to take control of him. But they can't get rid of him because he's safe because Musk is not a citizen.

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