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The Nick DiPaolo Show

Trump IS Jesus | Nick Di Paolo Show #1378

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about the next Mother of the Year, Biden's Attack on Religion, Judy Gold and more!

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0:00.0

DRAW

0:08.1

Late

0:22.4

DRAW

0:28.7

Oh yeah, how are you folks? Welcome to the NICTABOLO Show. I am now part of Mug Club

0:42.1

and happy to be getting the fuck away from Big Tech. Go to NICTABOLO Show.com to join

0:48.5

me and get the full version of today's episode, ladies and gentlemen. How you doing? Great

0:55.0

to be here Monday coming out of it from the great state of Georgia. I don't know. Can

1:03.9

I just write a front? Hey, Red Cross, I'm never giving blood again. Okay, I gave you

1:09.9

blood. You sent me 70 watt emails a fucking week. Okay, you want platelets? You're asking

1:19.0

for shit. I don't even have tomato paste. I don't know where you leave me alone. I did

1:23.8

you a favor for Christ's sake. And I know the minute the guy said, give me your email. Can

1:29.8

you just do a transaction plea? Can you just and and this leads me into I wanted to guitar

1:35.5

setter. Okay, yes, I changed my own strings, but sometimes I get lazy and I need the fretboard

1:41.2

cleaned. I don't know how to play guitar. I'm a hack. What am I going to join a band on

1:45.3

a lipitor commercial? Guys in his 60s and a fucking garage. I got a guitar set. I said,

1:50.9

I need new strings and can you clean the fretboard? Okay, what's your name? Right away, I get

1:55.2

aggravated. Maybe I shouldn't at that point, but I do. What's your email? Blighting my

2:03.9

tongue now. Why do you need that? I already see Red Cross in my head. And do you have an account

2:09.1

with us? I shop here. Do I need an account? I don't want to date you. I don't want to

2:13.8

take you to lunch. Just fucking take my money and give me my service. There he goes. Home

2:20.4

address. I go, why? I was nice up until that point. Why do you need my home address? He

2:28.1

goes, that's just policy. I go, yeah, but that's what he said. And I go, but why? Now he

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