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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

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🗓️ 30 July 2025

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Desi Lydic covers Trump opening a new golf course in Scotland before tending to his side hustle of president of the United States to strike a new trade deal with the E.U., which will finally bring product prices to... another all-time high? Plus, Michael Kosta and Grace Kuhlenschmidt take advantage of the government's latest workplace policy: Take Your God to Work Day. Ever wonder what happens when 911 calls YOU? In this edition of “Everything Is Stupid,” Ronny Chieng roasts the 911 dispatcher who messed with a real-life Karen by awarding her a Booby Prize for incessant calling, and suffered the consequences. Actor Jenny Slate joins Desi Lydic to discuss her Emmy-nominated role in “Dying for Sex.” They talk about the show’s powerful story, based on a podcast about a woman going through Stage 4 breast cancer (portrayed by Michelle Williams), and her experiences playing the woman’s best friend, Nikki. She shares what it was like working with an “icon” like Williams, why telling a story about female friendship was so meaningful, and how the story changed the way she views both death and caretaking. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.6	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
0:14.0	This is The Daily Show with your host, Desi Lighting.
0:33.3	Thank you. Desi Lighting. Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Desi Lighting. We've got so much to talk about tonight.
0:39.6	The government is starting a take your Jesus to work day.
0:43.0	Ronnie Chang calls 911 on me, and Donald Trump is in Scotland.
0:46.8	I assume to visit the ancestral home of McDonald's.
0:51.2	So let's find out more in our ongoing segment, Trump meets world.
1:00.9	International humiliation, one after another.
1:06.9	As we said, Trump is in Scotland right now,
1:09.7	seeing as his favorite island destination has been shut down.
1:12.6	When a president travels overseas,
1:22.6	it's important for them to project strength and dignity,
1:26.6	although in an uninvited insect made that a little harder for President Trump.
1:47.0	Damn, girl, you got moves. What is this?
1:50.0	Is he boeing?
1:53.0	Shoefly sashay away. Away.
2:11.6	Feels like Trump's accidental dance moves are way more impressive than his intentional ones.
2:15.6	Very weird. Anyway, I do understand why he was so frantic.
2:18.3	That mosquito was also asking Trump about Jeffrey Epstein.
2:21.3	Now, to be clear, Trump was not just wasting time playing golf.
2:26.3	He was also wasting time profiting off golf.
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