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🗓️ 7 April 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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The gang talk about the recent Trump arraignment, and the new lows of MAGA madness.
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0:20.4 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update. |
0:23.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and... |
0:26.8 | Ah! |
0:27.8 | This is the Armageddon update. |
0:28.8 | Donald Trump has been a dieted and it's made him more popular than Elvis when Elvis died. |
0:34.2 | After he was a dieted, he flew back to his swamp land in Florida and had a press conference |
0:39.3 | where he apologized for his crimes and then he begged for another chance. |
0:44.4 | And then he came up with four brilliant ideas to help America rise up like never before. |
0:49.6 | I'm kidding. |
0:51.6 | He only talked about himself and then he whined about how he's been oppressed. |
0:56.6 | And suppressed and persecuted and maligned. |
1:01.0 | Although he can't spell or read any of those words I just said. |
1:04.1 | I mean, hell, he spelled indicted, indicated. |
1:08.5 | And some of you want this douche to lead the country. |
1:10.7 | That's kind of insane. |
1:11.7 | Don't you think? |
1:12.7 | I mean, a lot of people think they actually think Trump is innocent that this is a witch |
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