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Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2023

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The gang talk about the latest fat, racist, time-travelling, power-grabbing, pearl-clutching, hood-grasping, gun-toting, G.O. p-grabbing, NRA-hole, white men trying to hold on to power in Tennessee.

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0:00.0	Everybody Christopher Titus, hey I just want to make a clarification on the Army good
0:11.3	update.
0:12.3	After we taped it, Justin Jones and Justin Pearson both got very instantated.
0:18.8	You're in public and keep coming with your evil shit because it's going to haunt you
0:23.4	every time.
0:24.4	Hey Puchy.
0:25.4	Even dogs love dogs.
0:26.4	Hello, I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update.
0:31.9	Racism is over.
0:35.0	Ha ha ha.
0:36.0	April fools.
0:37.0	Racism can't be over because Tennessee is still run by fat old white men.
0:42.2	This last week we had some blatant hardcore racism that was so egregious that zombie Rosa
0:46.9	Parks climbed from her grave and hailed another bus.
0:51.3	Sorry about that.
0:52.3	Hey Rosa Parks reference before all history of this badass alphichic has been erased.
0:58.2	Thanks Republicans.
0:59.5	Freedom lives here.
1:02.0	And Tennessee last week three legislators joined a protest of students who are simply protesting
1:08.4	school shootings because it seems after America being number one in school shootings worldwide.
1:15.4	Some of these kids don't want to die.
1:19.6	These they don't want to die before they get a chance to drink beer getting a car with
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