I can't believe I'm about to say this, but the one consistent aspect of Donald Trump's

presidency, the second term that I've seen, that doesn't seem to cease, is his desire to collect

trophies that he has not earned.

And it is nonstop. It is nonstop

participation trophy after participation trophy. And here we have the Speaker of the House,

little Moses Mike, giving him a trophy. Play the clip.

The president has done so much for the American people, and we want to honor him in some small way, some token of our appreciation for his leadership.

And so tonight we have created a new award.

We're going to do something we've never done before. We're going to honor him with a new award that we'll present annually from this point forward.

But he is the suitable and fitting recipient of the first ever America First Award.

We can think of no better title for what that is.

That's this beautiful golden statue here appropriate for the new golden era in America.

And we want to let you know before we bring the president out.

It's just wild that these people are for real.

The party of personally accountability, you know, and the people that are like, kids these

days, if you're a loser, you're a loser, you shouldn't get a participation trophy.

We need to get rid of them.

Some libtard shit.

And then they vote for this guy who it is a revolving door of participation trophies.

You have FIFA, Little Grindr, all of these people making up trophies.

Tim Cook, all of these people get making up trophies and giving them to him.

And here's just another one.

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