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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by 1-800flowers.com, a personal favorite of mine, and boy has it made my mom happy. Everybody at home right now, close your eyes, except not everybody, but if you want to, close your eyes or open them. Just imagine. Think about the mom or moms in your life. Think about them. What's that specific thing that they do or did that nobody else in the world does quite like that. |
| 0:21.5 | I can tell you, my mom, best hugs ever. |
| 0:24.2 | You know what she deserves? |
| 0:25.2 | Flowers. |
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| 0:28.5 | Flowers are the number one gift to give for Mother's Day, but it can be hard to know which |
| 0:32.6 | ones will show mom how much she means to you. |
| 0:35.1 | For 50 years, 1-800 flowers has been helping people send beautiful bouquets. |
| 0:39.9 | Mom will love and express all the gratitude you have for everything she does. |
| 0:44.4 | I'm not gonna lie, Cam, I'm a 1-800 flowers fiend. |
| 0:47.5 | Like I've been using that for so many years, girlfriends, moms, dude. |
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| 0:55.2 | when you order one dozen roses from 1,800 flowers, they'll double your bouquet to two dozen |
| 1:00.6 | for free. That's twice the flowers for the mom who gives everything. Mother's Day is Sunday, |
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| 1:35.3 | It's time to stop overpaying for wireless just because that's how it's always been. |
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