Well, hi there, everybody. It's Tuesday, December 9th. I'm back again with my friend Jesus Christ, my friend and son. Welcome to The God Show.

Don't forget that I'm your son, even though you forgot a lot in the past that...

No, yeah, yeah. How could I ever forget?

I do like that you said the date again.

Are we here to confirm once more that they are or aren't in hell, the humans?

We'll see how I feel today.

You know, sometimes I'm like, is heaven even heaven anymore?

If Earth is hell and hell is kind of, you know, the super bad hell,

special place in hell, like for people like Donald, then what is heaven even anymore? Is heaven

earth now? I want to know what hell is. I want to know what heaven is.

Well, it certainly does feel like we are bringing hell into heaven every day when we are thinking so much about all the shit that's happening down on planet Earth.

Well, Jesus Christ, you know, it's supposed to be heaven for the denizens here of heaven.

It's not really for us to, you know, everyone expects us to still do our job down at Heaven HQ.

So anyway, uh, we have to fight back. You know, it's my planet. And it's your planet. And it,

and if we don't do something to save, if we don't do something to save this planet, then what the hell did you die for?

Exactly. I'm still wondering that myself. This man got up on the cross and he hung it out for you and me.

And it didn't even work. I'm here trying to make it count, you know?

I'm trying to make it. I aired it out in my robe. I had a nice breeze going on. That's the one good

thing I could say about hanging up on that cross. It's Taco Tuesday, and speaking of which,

speaking of tacos, remember Trump hates being called that, he humiliated himself

in a new interview with Politico, right, Jesus?

He did.

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