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The God Show

Trump Humiliated By Opening Prayer at National Prayer Breakfast

The God Show

God

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

Today on The God Show, Jesus and I covered the National Prayer Breakfast, where Donald Trump did his usual holy cosplay while the Epstein story keeps tightening around his neck. At one point he literally told the country to "move on," which is a totally normal thing to say when you're innocent.

Then the opening prayer happened. Rep. Jonathan Jackson stood right in front of Trump and prayed for him to find compassion, courage, and clarity, while directly referencing the families burying their loved ones in Minneapolis.

In other words: he told Donald to stop being a monster, right to his stupid face. Watching that evil bastard stew through it was pure catharsis. (NOTE: The prayer begins around the 18 minute mark).

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I also covered:

  • Trump throwing Pam Bondi under the bus while trying to create legal cover for the Georgia election raid

  • Trump attacking Kaitlan Collins for asking about Epstein survivors, including the "they released too much" lie

  • AI misinformation Epstein distractions and Zoran Mamdani's response

  • A quick run through headlines, including Dem leaders caving on the mask ban for federal immigration agents, GOP retirements, and Elon getting ordered to sit for a deposition

 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi there, everybody. It's Thursday, February 5th, 2026. It's time for another God show. Hey,

0:12.8

there, Jesus. Hey, God. Happy Thursday. How are you doing? I'm, uh, I'm fine. I'm fine. How are you doing?

0:21.6

Good.

0:22.6

Got any amazing segues?

0:24.6

Well, God, we were actually in the news this morning.

0:28.6

Really?

0:29.6

Today was the National Prayer Breakfast.

0:33.6

And of course, Donald J. Trump offered some very inspirational words. He didn't make it about

0:40.6

himself. He, yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Bullshit, bullshit,

0:45.8

bullshit. I know everything you say is not that. That definitely did not happen. He made it about

0:52.0

himself. He said a bunch of horrifying shit. But shit but hey you know what's what's fun is he

0:58.4

threw pam bondy under the bus we'll get to that in a second and we'll explain what he did

1:06.7

and why and and we'll get into all those horrifying clips but first first, Jesus, can we review my article from this morning?

1:14.1

Yeah, let's do it.

1:15.6

In case you missed this morning's letter, check your spam filter, I don't know,

1:20.5

or get the substack app and turn on notifications.

1:23.5

You'll never miss anything ever again.

1:25.5

But in any case, MAGA is crashing out over the Epstein files.

1:29.5

Second day in a row, I got to do an article on this, Jesus.

1:33.0

It's a fun subject.

1:34.3

Well, they should be crashing out.

1:36.8

I mean, I'm glad that there are some members of their cult that are angry about this because there are others who are only focused on posting AI

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