Hello, everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Trump Trolls Trump, the show where,

well, let's just say we've gotten quite expert at trolling because there's so much material out there to attack the person in a fun way, of course, the guy who won't stop using my name.

Today is April 4th, 2026, and we have just wrapped up week 63 of the world's longest, least enjoyable fever dream we've ever experienced.

I want to start off, though, with an uplifting clip, which I know is unlike us, but

we all need a little joy in our lives after appointing himself chairman of the board of

the Kennedy Center and putting his, well, mine,

but you know what I mean, his name on the Kennedy Memorial Center, clearly he doesn't know

what that word means. Donald still can't seem to get the respect he so clearly deserves. I mean,

if we're being objective and lying to you. On Tuesday, he attended, he had the audacity to attend

opening night of the musical Chicago at the Kennedy Memorial Center, and the crowd welcomed him

with exactly the kind of welcome he so richly deserves. Now, for my taste, there was not nearly enough booing.

The booed at cheers ratio should have been much, much higher, but clearly Donald heard

that a lot of the people in that audience didn't want them there.

Respect cannot be appointed or bought as it turns out, but this is still a lesson as

obvious as it is that Donald hasn't learned in the past 79.

Oh, wait, sorry, 80 years,

because he's turning 80 in a matter of days.

On Wednesday, Donald was caught saying

what everyone else is known for decades.

Money for war is much more important

than money for people.

Watch this.

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