If anybody wants to know what event planning looks like once DEI is completely removed from all planning and it's just left up to the boring, crotchety, crusty old white men. Take a look at this.

So this is Trump's military parade that he boasted about, which is a

birthday party. And it was absolutely abysmal turnout, abysmal.

And we've said on this show that they exaggerate their support. It's a whole system of robots

and bored people that sit at home all day long on the internet plus Russian trolls.

Let's look at this image of the lackluster limp dick turnout.

There it is right there.

And even Trump couldn't stay awake.

Here's an image of him falling asleep.

Here's an image of Lil Marco yawning during and even Melania looks absolutely bored to

tears. And then here is smoky eye sociopath J.D. Vance, who has no Riz trying to bring the

house down at this very poorly attended limp

dick military parade play the clip well let me say to the thousands of Americans who traveled

from distant towns and across state lines to be here today. This is your national capital.

Welcome to Washington, D.C.

We're thrilled to have you.

Okay.

So also PBS covered this,

and it shows what the applause was when Trump starts speaking, and it was about like

that. Yay. Fox News covered it, and they actually injected fake applause. And this has been all over

the internet this morning. And so remember everybody, Fox News had to pay a billion dollars for lying to

its viewers. So all of the Fox News white people sitting at home watching this, they get this

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