From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, girl, the hostages have been freed in the Middle East, but don't get too excited.

A liberal appeals judge will probably send them back any minute now.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Falla making history today on a stacked deck of a show.

Florida Congressman Greg Stuby's going to be here.

Lydia Moynihan from the New York Post.

She's a financial analyst. The government is still shut down because of guys like Chuck Schumer. Chuck Schumer is a clown. And we've got the size, 28 shoes to prove it. We will share them with you in this hour. 8 at 8.8, 7 at 8.910. If you want to be a part of today's show, we have one rule.

It is the same rule every day. Everybody in the world is welcome on this show.

I am not an activist. I'm an inactivist. I spent the weekend drinking in my backyard.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, sir. I agree. But it's a great way to go through the next three hours of radio where we very much like to put your vitamins in your applesauce. That's what I always say about

Fox across America. We are giving you the news the way you give a dog its medicine. We wrap it up

in so much peanut butter. You don't realize we just spend three years or three hours anyway

talking about some really hard news.

So as we get underway, whatever dog you identify as, your chihuahua, your golden retrieves, doesn't matter.

Be a Republican dog, be a Democrat dog, just don't be a bang.

There we go.

Happy Monday.

And if you value humanity and families and obviously

something like peace in the Middle East, then today is a day to give President Trump and

everybody involved in these peace negotiations a big round of applause. And we will do that

right off the top.

It's been two years since these hostages were taken captive by Hamas, which, of course,

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