Ladies and gentlemen, Russell Brand, acting, Russell, Brad,

Trying to bring real journalism to the American people.

We've got important things to talk to you about your awakening wonders.

We can't just sit around, can we, waiting for authoritarian to take over?

What are you more worried about?

Let me know whether you're watching me on Rumble or Rumble premium right now or YouTube or on X.

Are you worried about this global amalgam that may be emerging right out of China?

There's Putin.

There's Kim Jong.

I've never memorized which one's the older one.

And, you know, it's out of the South Park movie.

Are you more worried about geopolitical threats?

Are you more worried about your own state's authoritarian creep towards absolute control?

Let me know.

We're looking at a lot of things.

Of course, we're looking at the sort of mighty march of Putin, Kim and Xi.

But we're also going to cover a whole lot of things, not least, when we look at Trump's penis. Master President, you have so many great ideas.

Your leadership is truly beyond anything we have ever had in this country.

And you do not have a small penis.

Actually that thing yesterday, Jake, where they all went on Labor Day how much they loved

him, it was a little bit like that.

You know, the sort of cabinet moment I thought a little bit like that. You know, the sort of cabinet moment, I thought, a little bit like that. But maybe, even if you are one of

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