From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Phala.

Oh, girl, here we go, here we go.

Coming to you live from the greatest country in the world.

Broadcasting from the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City.

It is a Friday episode of Fox Across America with your main man, Jimmy Thaler, a guy who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize.

No, ma'am, just one day after Donald Trump announces a historic deal

to end the conflict in Gaza, the Nobel Prize Committee gives him absolutely nothing.

That's just how white folks will do you. Now, to be clear, the voting took place like nine months ago.

That being said, people are still a little fired up about it, and we're going to get into it on a big Friday episode. Lincoln Fela, my dirtbag, 16-year-old kid is

stopping by for playground politics. He'll talk about who you should bet this weekend in high

school football. You know, government shut down. Some people need a paycheck. And Justine

Brooke Murray from the Media Research Center going to be here as well.

She will, of course, also be recognizable to some of you, like my producer, Mikey, as Miss Central Jersey in 2024.

Hubba, hubba.

8 at 8, 788, 9, 9.1.

If you'd like to cat, call our guests.

Also, the phone number if you want to be a part of today's conversation, a conversation that takes place every day under the same freaking rule. You're all welcome. I don't care if you agree. I don't care if you disagree. They don't care who you voted for. Don't care what you're going to do in the mid-trial. I truly, I do not care. I just want to bang this out, keep you somewhat entertained, and get home to my backyard so I can smoke a cigar and drink a mixtor's whiskey. Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, so. Well, it's a great way to go through life if you have a placentia cigar in your hands, and heaven forbid your kid wins the football game tonight. So one way or the other, I'll be here. You'll be there. And you are all welcome under this umbrella, as Rihanna once said. Be a Republican. Be a Democrat. Just don't be a... Bang. Happy Friday. And I am fired up. I'm psyched to have Lincoln on because he's the only guy who probably has a worse voice than me right now.

After hanging out at the Yankee game the other night, we got a little rowdy in the Bronx.

And we had to because as it turned out, it was our last game of the season, unfortunately.

Of course, we're not the only ones who did not win this week. President Trump, who is, by all accounts, making incredible history, truly incredible history,

woke up to the same news the rest of us did at 5 a.m. this morning that over in Sweden,

he was not going to win the Nobel Prize.

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