Welcome to the All-American Savage Show podcast with your host, John Burke, and as far more attractive co-host, me.

Now, let's get into it.

That's what your mom said.

What's going on, folks?

Welcome back to the All-American Savage Show podcast.

I'm your host, John Burke.

Just me in the studio today.

Josh is at home with the kiddos.

So you're getting an hour, two hours, however long I decided to go with this one today.

Drove my happy ass in from work just to come do the show for you.

Just to entertain you people.

That's how much you mean to me. That's why you should go buy some shell shocks, CBD. Let me adjust this microphone. Hold on. When it's just me in the studio, things tend to get a little retarded. I'm not the best when it comes to putting stuff together. But, man, it's a Monday. It's a beautiful Monday. I'm telling you that right now. Waking up here in, you know, Texas, the weather conditions have just been amazing. All the meteorologists are now saying it's like we're actually in fall when we're supposed to be, like early September. And I'm, I'm ecstatic. I walk outside a cup of coffee. There's that chill and it's

just just enough to get your nipples hard and it's like, yes, yes, bring on the freaking snowman.

Although this morning wasn't so good though. Normally they are. Now the episode sounds like a

dramatic thing and then the morning changed.

Now, Athena got a chick. I had originally bought six chicks about two months ago or maybe a month ago.

And I don't think they're selling them anymore. I think it's over. We have to forge for the

winter now. But I originally bought six and then we raised them until they were big enough. Then we put them in general pop. One of them got lost. And then this morning, I'm letting the dogs out. And the chicks migrated on the opposite side of the little fence because they're still kind of small. And before I could even catch them, Athena, already got one. And I managed to get the other ones behind. So now I'm down to it's the murder fine.

That makes four for Athena.

That makes four.

Three grown and one check.

Heartless bitch.

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