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For men in 1970, men had twice the sperm count as our teenagers do today.

All right, since a lot of corporate media has given up uncovering Donald Trump's relentless

naps in the Oval Office, I think the onus is on us to now point out that you can't just

start fires across the globe and then fall asleep rather than calling the firefighters or quelling the fire in any meaningful sense.

In this case, the fire could be a few things. It could be domestic issues like the economy, like gas prices, or it could be a way that links to international issues like the Iran War.

Either way, I would like somebody sharp and coherent, or at least somebody

who has a sharp, coherent team around them trying to tackle these issues. But we have neither

of those things. We have a sleepy president whose team very clearly hates him. I mean,

I'm just noticing this now, but this looks like Dr. Oz in the background. At first glance, it looks like he's

kissing her, but I'm pretty sure he's whispering something in her ear, probably talking trash

about the president who's falling asleep right in front of them. Let me play this for one

moment. Yeah, they're speaking to each other. He's whispering something in her ear. Trump is dead

asleep. He is asleep there. Let me play the audio for this very quickly.

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