Happy holidays. Just kidding. Merry Christmas. Because who cares that there are dozens of

celebrations around this time of year. Hanukkah, Kwanza, Boxing Day, winter solstice,

and on and on and on. None of that matters. Merry Christmas. Now that the Democrats are out of power and there is

no longer a war on Christmas because we have a champion of the holiday. That's right. Donald,

who proudly says Merry Christmas, never happy holidays, just to shove it down our throats,

which is to say just to get us in the holiday spirit, the White House has been posting

images like this one on social media.

That's right.

Daddy's home.

Who's your daddy, grandpa?

I mean, come on.

What says Merry Christmas?

Like a fascist calling himself daddy, standing in front of the people's house.

Also, because they seem very interested in going out of their way to frighten small children.

And this is probably the only thing Donald and Melania actually do together.

They took part in this tree lighting ceremony.

Take a look.

So is everybody ready to light the beautiful Christmas tree?

Are you ready?

So the first lady is going to do the honors,

and we're going to do a countdown.

We'll go from five to zero, okay?

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