Over a billion three hundred million trillion dollars Attention, please, just to catch him strays over here.

You're in for a hell of a show.

Keep the faith.

Hold the line and own the lives.

It's time for our main event.

Welcome back to the ruthless Variety Program. I am Michael Duncan.

Joined with me here, comfortably smug and John Ashbrook.

No homes today.

No, unfortunately, he can't be with us today,

but you get the three of us.

And while we're missing our friend,

we're very happy to be with you.

It's a shame. It's a shame. We don't have our friend because this is going to be a fantastic show. I mean the content for this episode is going to be just incredible. We have obviously a ton of news in the presidential

horse race, a lot of polls, Wall Street Journal, CNN, the Des Moines Register

poll as well over the weekend or on Monday.

A really interesting story, well, we have two stories of live streams.

Both involve urinating. We have an update on academia and all the great success

at being anti-Semites that they're having. Fat pride and we have a great guest

Kelly and Conway. We guest. Kelly and Conway.

We do have Kelly and Conway and she makes a little bit of news on the

Donald Trump vep stakes.

She talks about what a Trump second term might look like.

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