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🗓️ 23 January 2024

⏱️ 40 minutes

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It's US primary season, does it mean anything? Also, what do kids' words say about us, why sending people to Rwanda may be complicated, and angry AI bots reveal how close they are to humanity. Andy is with Ria Lina and Josh Gondelman.

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Andy Zaltzman
Ria Lina
Josh Gondelman

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0:00.0	The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:10.0	Hello, Buegle. The Bugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:14.0	Hello Buglers and welcome to issue 4,288 of the Bugel
0:20.0	audio newspaper for a visual and it must be said pan-ideotic world. I am Andy
0:24.9	Zoltzman, it is the 22nd of January 2024. I am here in London in the shed of truth
0:30.4	to bring you the very latest on this once great planets descent into the inescapable
0:35.0	hellscape of paint. Sorry, the news, the news. Joining me this week on the bugle.
0:40.3	I'm delighted to welcome back to the show from here in London Ria Lina and from
0:45.2	New York City Josh Gonderman hello to both of you and hello to you good day how's
0:49.3	how's 2024 treating you so far?
0:52.8	The problem with 2024 is that it's continuous of 2023.
0:57.6	I wish you could kind of lop off the previous years
1:00.9	and jettison them into space like the stages of a rocket, but we just kind of rolled
1:04.9	right into the new one. So I'm doing okay, but there's still a lot of baggage, like the whole past.
1:11.6	Whereas I don't think 2024's noticed me yet and I'm just I'm just fly under the radar for now
1:17.7	that's my plan just for that was she even there that year You're gonna sit this one out.
1:25.0	No, I'm ready, I'm on the bench, I'm ready to tag in
1:30.0	as soon as somebody wants me to tag in. I'm just saying
1:34.0	somebody has to keep the bench warm too.
1:37.0	I do like the idea of just cutting off everything from the previous year
1:42.0	and jettisoning it.
1:43.0	Essentially, I mean that's essentially what we need to do with all of human history
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