We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing.

Do you understand that?

Is you presidential yet?

Uh-huh.

Is anybody else sick of the reality show bullshit?

I mean, listen, it's one thing to play chicken with the

global economy because that's fun for everybody, but we're talking about the potential for

nuclear war where people could get killed here. And of course, Donald doesn't know what he's

talking about. And the problem he's having right now is nobody's listening to him because

nobody takes him seriously.

Iran isn't going to stop because they're being attacked.

Israel isn't going to stop because Benjamin Netanyahu Donald doesn't need you anymore

because you were his puppy for so long he got everything he wanted from you.

So just last night, Donald was bragging about

having brokered a peace deal between Israel and Iran, declaring victory in what he called a 12-day war.

But less than 24 hours later, it is clear that nobody listened to him. Now, of course, he's completely losing it. Why?

Well, because he's used to getting his way. Always. He's used to people listening to him and doing

his bidding. Why remains a mystery to me, I guess because there are a lot of people on the planet

who are afraid of him, or at least this power.

This time around, nope, Israel and Iran are having none of it.

And Donald is freaking out because he's a thin-skinned toddler.

The so-called ceasefire was abrupt and seemingly destined to failure.

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