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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Trump Drags Out Iran War as Hormuz Blockade Pokes Holes in the Condom Industry | Maria Sharapova

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

FBI Director Kash Patel's job might be like his drinks: on the rocks. Plus, as oil prices skyrocket and Trump shows no sign of being able to end the war with Iran or open the Strait of Hormuz, Michael Kosta gives the president an Earth Day shoutout for showing the world what happens when you don't invest in renewable resources. With the 2026 midterms fast approaching, Ronny Chieng sifts through the record number of D-list celebrities and influencer freaks announcing their candidacies, including reality TV bad boy Spencer Pratt, former "Teen Mom" star Farrah Abraham, and manosphere antisemite Dan Bilzerian. Five-time Grand Slam tennis champion, investor, and bestselling author, Maria Sharapova, sits down with Michael to discuss her new Vox Media podcast, "Pretty Tough." They talk about adapting the "Pretty Tough" mentality from her youth into in-depth conversations with high-achieving women, taking on the manosphere in podcasting to make more room for women in the sandbox, using Grand Slam losses to become a better tennis player, and the advice she’d give to burgeoning players: trust your instincts and “don’t miss.” -- To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/dailyshow -- Stream full episodes of The Daily Show on Paramount+: https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/the-daily-show/ The Daily Show airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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As men reach their 30s, many begin to notice a significant shift in energy and drive.

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Statistics show that most men start losing testosterone around age 30, decreasing by about 1% every year after that.

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This can lead to a feeling of moving through mud, where workouts and daily tasks feel twice as hard as they used to.

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Often the issue is in production, it's accessibility.

0:18.0

There's a protein called SHBG that essentially acts like handcuffs

0:22.0

for testosterone. Even if the body is producing it, SHBG can lock it up so it cannot be used.

0:27.4

It's like having money in the bank, but a debit card that doesn't work. Mars Men is designed to

0:31.6

help free that lock testosterone so the body can actually utilize it. With eight natural

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Mars Men supports energy, focus, and stamina without synthetics.

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It's made in the USA, third-party tested, and backed by a 90-day money-back guarantee.

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It's a natural way to support the body's usable testosterone levels as a part of a 2026 health reset.

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