The United States of America's Department of Defense is cooking the books, bold face lying.

We all saw with our eyes the abysmal, limp dick turnout for convicted felon, dementia-ridden

Donald Trump's pathetic birthday party.

And let me just tell you guys, it was a teeny, tiny crowd.

So everybody knows that this man has this ridiculous ego and his feelings get hurt so easily

because he's such a whining titty baby.

So the Department of Defense, Photoshop's, this image, put this up, we are honored to host

hundreds of thousands of proud Americans at the Army's 250th anniversary. And as you can see,

the image, it has all of these people in the field. And then let's get to the real image, the next one.

Here's the real turnout, you guys.

So we have the Department of Defense lying and photoshopping people in images

so that they can take it to the man that wears a diaper and a catheter.

And that would normally sound funny, but it's real. And they take it to him

and show it to him and lie to him because that's how fragile his ego in. Yet, all of these people,

all of these propagandists on Fox and all these podcasts talk about how manly, right, Magga is.

We're so manly. And you have this little whining titty baby. And you have to

cook the books, Photoshop crowd, a crowd size for this man. I mean, is this dick that small?

Well, I think the answer to that question is obviously, yes, because we've been doing this

since his inauguration. But one thing I read, and I found this to be, it struck me as true.

Trump, after the parade and the abysmal turnout, and he was staring at empty stands,

that he was running around to his inner circle going, is Fox making it sound like I'm more

popular than I am? Or am I really that popular? So now they're running around. What? Yes.

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