Right, home from work, walk the dog, kids are back.

Mom!

Up the stairs for something.

Ugh, back down, no idea what I went up for.

Mom, what's for dinner?

Chop, sizzle, done.

Hello Fresh can't slow life down, but it makes bringing everyone together around the table a whole lot easier.

So its phones down, forks up.

Hello Fresh. Bring back dinner time.

Hello.

Attention all passengers.

The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend will depart in four minutes from Platform 6.

Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view and a table seat ideal for playing footsie beneath.

Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber.

Trains on Uber.

Good evening from the newsroom. Keep an Amonis tonight, the president is standing by his nearly $1.8 billion anti-weaponization fund, so-called, which even the administration admits could give money to violent January 6 offenders.

He's doing it, despite a Republican revolt of sorts that has already derailed legislation he badly wants and brought the kind of sound bites that no president ever welcomes.

The payout pot for punks? I mean, this is just stupid on stilts.

That was North Carolina Republican Senator Tom Tillis yesterday. Today the president hit back online calling him a quitter, his words, and claiming he forced him out of his seat.

Quoting, now, when I told him that I would not, under any circumstances, endorse him for another run.

Too much work and drama, he couldn't have won anyway.

He immediately quit the race and publicly announced that he was going to retire.

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