Trump Crashes Out As Supreme Court Strikes Down His Tariffs
The God Show
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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2026
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
Dear Humans,
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Lo, today we didst throw an emergency show because the Supreme Court struck down Trump's tariffs.
SMITE!
Today we covered:
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Reports that Trump found out at a governors' breakfast and immediately started raging and swearing about "these effing courts," because nothing says leadership like ruining brunch
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The latest polls from Harry Enten
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Kevin Hassett getting caught confidently wrong on camera right before the ruling dropped, which warmed our divine heart
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Fox News having to explain the ruling in real time
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President Epstein crashes out for an hour and looks totally miserable while God and Jesus mock him
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"I'm very good at reading language"
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The running question nobody answered: "When will you give us our money back, ahole?"
Happy Friday, humans! Enjoy this emergency reaction episode of the God Show.
Love,
God
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there, Jesus. It is Friday, February 20th, 2020s. We have an emergency show. We're jumping on way early today. Why? Because Trump's tariffs have been struck down by the Supreme Court. Is that true, Jesus? |
| 0:26.2 | Yeah. Yes, it's true. It's true. Stupid bitch. |
| 0:32.2 | Yes. Celebrated. |
| 0:39.4 | Celebration times. |
| 0:40.2 | Come on. |
| 0:42.5 | Hey, that's good news. |
| 0:47.9 | Not only is it good news from his, him being smited. |
| 0:56.2 | And we're about to watch here in as soon as he stops throwing ketchup at the walls behind scenes and slapping all his people yeah he will come out and lose his uh what's left of his |
| 1:04.7 | you know decrepit dementia ridden mind yeah and that's going to be fun tuned. Yeah. Because we still have that to look forward to. He put together. And let's be clear about this. Crisis might come down. Yeah. Yeah. Let's be clear about this. He hastily assembled this press conference, so you know he's going to be crashing out over this news. Oh, yeah. The crash out is imminent. |
| 1:30.6 | And God and Jesus are going to be there on time. |
| 1:33.3 | Listen, we dropped whatever we were doing. |
| 1:40.6 | And our commitment to the news here at the God show is such that when these things happen, |
| 1:42.1 | we will be there. |
| 1:44.4 | Much like the three amigos. |
| 1:45.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:50.7 | When the people of Santa Polko are threatened. |
| 1:51.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:54.1 | We will be there. |
| 1:56.0 | I'm just updating a banner right now. |
| 1:56.8 | Okay. |
| 1:59.8 | Live coverage of Trump cariffs being struck down. |
| 2:00.1 | Jesus. |
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