Trump Cracks Me up and Radioactive Shrimp

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🗓️ 26 August 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Join Opie for a hilarious and unfiltered episode of the Opie Radio podcast, broadcasting live from the scenic shores of Long Island! This time, Opie’s joined by comedian Ron the Waiter for a wild ride through topics like battling a summer cold with NyQuil, New York City’s sneaky congestion pricing tactics, and the absurdity of radioactive shrimp at Walmart. The duo dives into Trump’s latest antics, from praising Kim Jong-un in front of South Korea’s president to sending National Guard troops to cities in need. Ron shares a side-splitting story about getting stuck in a tube slide (or not?), and his experience at Jeff Ross’s one-man show, complete with a “Don’t F with the Jews” song and dance. From Cracker Barrel’s logo disaster to Shane Gillis’s comedic genius, this episode is packed with laughs, rants, and raw takes on everything from cancel culture to the Pledge of Allegiance. Don’t miss the chaos—tune in now!

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0:00.0	Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
0:05.0	Good morning everybody.
0:06.3	Welcome, welcome.
0:07.5	It's my live stream, man, as we overlook the ocean, way out east of Long Island.
0:13.1	You're looking at NyQuil boy.
0:16.5	It got some kind of late summer cold.
0:21.1	And it got so bad last night, man.
0:23.8	I had to do the NyQuil.
0:26.1	And so, oh, am I a little fuzzy right now?
0:29.7	A little fuzzy.
0:30.9	Ralph P., your first on the whole damn thing.
0:33.1	Good morning, G.H.
0:34.0	listening here from good old NY shitty.
0:37.1	I'm buying you a pumpkin beard.
0:38.7	Gabon. Thank you, Ralph P. The latest thing, I'll start with this, the latest thing in New York City,
0:45.4	they want everybody to use the congestion pricing plant thing. What I mean by that, they want you to get
0:50.3	crushed by the congestion pricing plant, which basically is a toll in the middle of
0:54.4	Manhattan.
0:55.2	You can't avoid it, but people have found workarounds.
0:58.7	They're like, you know what?
0:59.5	We'll park our car north of the toll.
1:03.6	We're already spending a shit ton of money to get into this crap hole.
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