Thank you for tuning into another episode of the Chrissy Mayer podcast.

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And if you're listening to us right now on iTunes, please go and leave a five-star review.

They can really say anything, these reviews.

I'll give you guys an example of some of the dope reviews

that uh i've been getting over the years and by years i mean months um keep that poop shoot tight

wow that's the that's the title of this review uh your pie guess is dope chrissey would

love to hear more swaps with sam tripley isaac wizept and j dayer i

can't listen to the porn of girl eps though because i know they're wearing diapers from all that

butthole trauma and it makes me sad wow see that was a good review and here we have i guess

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