Hello and welcome to the political orphanage, a home for plucky misfits and problem solvers.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton.

And unless you've been living in the woods, you are no doubt aware that former President

Donald Trump has been convicted of multiple felony counts in a New York court as of last week.

I, however, was living in the woods, so I found out later than you. I have been traveling slash camping

on my way back from Washington DC to Texas and was deep deep in the mountains of

West Virginia in Scrumpox County or or Bulbus

West Virginia. I don't know it was beautiful I don't know why I'm putting

West Virginia down it was absolutely gorgeous but I didn't have cell reception and I went on a two hour hike at one point

Enough electromagnetic energy was able to dribble out of the sky or however cell phone signals work that my mom squeezed one into my phone and said

Donald Trump's been indicted on 34 counts that's how I found out I found out in the

middle of the woods and then could do nothing because the phone

reception was no longer there, hiked back, eventually got back into cell phone

range and pieced together today's episode with two fantastic guests and as

well as a fair amount of research that I had to do wild in the woods. If you hear

sounds of crickets, owls, bears, axe murderers in the background, that's because I'm in the woods as I recorded this and put it together and put it out early to try and be relevant to this very big story.

Now in preparation for researching said story I went through a lot of media coverage

because what I was trying to figure out was the following.

What the hell happened?

What happened exactly?

And that's not a dumb question because I'm not an attorney and I wasn't in the jury and I've never been convicted of a felony as a former president and I wanted out, okay, what did he actually get convicted on and would I agree with said conviction? That seems like a reasonable starting point. And I have never, in my entire career, seen more deviance in the coverage of

this event in partisan media. If you are watching Blue Team Media, this trial was rock solid, an elegant

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