Hey, everybody. Tim Moore from the bulwark here. Donald Trump just finished yet another one of his deranged press conferences, where he explained his deluded thinking around the continued prosecution of a war that no one has officially declared in the Caribbean.

Also, his decision to fire off one of the most disgusting bleats imaginable following

the murder of Rob Reiner and his wife, Michelle.

He also covered a few other items.

I just want to run through them with you.

No one wants to watch these whole press conferences.

So we are going to pull a little bit

from them and discuss what I found to be significant. First, the press conference was based

on this declaration that he is signing. Historic, he said, that fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction.

Let's listen. That's why today I'm taking one more step to protect

Americans from the scourge of deadly fentanyl flooding into our country. With this historic

executive order I will sign today, we're formally classifying fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction,

which is what it is. No bomb does what this is doing.

200 to 300,000 people die every year that we know of.

So we're formally classifying fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction.

Like here's the thing. Fentanyl is obviously terrible, but this is absurd.

Fentanyl is used in hospitals. So our hospitals now using a weapon of mass destruction, and I hate to be

pedantic here, but fentanyl is a pain relief opiate that has legitimate usages.

Like it is not an atom bomb or sarin gas.

It shows you a little bit about the rigor with which they are taking this declaration.

So then the question is, I assume Donald Trump is not planning on invading

America's hospitals. And so you do wonder, well, what exactly might be the rationale for making

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