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Somebody's doing the Lord's work at Time Magazine. Here's what I like about it. So they try to do

this fluff piece on Kanks, which you only have a few of the 1% that are buying in and

capitulating and acting like this guy is normal. The remainder of us know that this guy is

full-blown dementia, malignant narcissist, mentally ill,

all of these terrible things. Well, Kylie, pop this up. Here's the image and it says his triumph.

And it's an undershot, which is so unflattering. And it has the neck vagina pumps. And of course, he has seen this.

And he has matter that moment. But what I like so much is that, you know, somebody decided,

okay, we're going to do a big story on Trump. And then some millennial somewhere probably was just like, I am going to fuck him so hard with the cover photo.

I loved it so much because it grosses me out that he's getting all this credit for this ceasefire when, you know, they could have done it under Biden, but Netanyahu didn't want to do that.

He wanted to wait for Trump. And here's the thing. Trump looks like shit. He looks like shit no

matter what, but the underneath vagina is terrible. He looks bald. This man is so vain. He is so

vain, which cracks me up because he does not do any of the things he should be doing to age gracefully.

But I love this so much.

Okay.

Well, he's Matter and Horned about it.

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Live social post.

Time magazine wrote a relatively good story about me.

But the picture may be the worst of all time.

They, quote quote disappeared my hair

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