Trump Claims He Has Total Power to End State Shutdowns | Christina Koch

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 15 April 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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President Trump insists he has total authority over the states, The Daily Show correspondents offer video chatting etiquette, and astronaut Christina Koch chats with Trevor. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	BAM!
0:03.7	Hey everybody, Trevor Noah here.
0:06.9	Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distancing Show.
0:10.3	It is now day 29 of staying inside to try and prevent the spread of coronavirus.
0:16.9	And good news, really good news.
0:19.3	According to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, what we're doing right now is working.
0:25.5	Yeah, and for the first time in weeks, the number of people who are being admitted to hospitals
0:32.3	is decreasing.
0:34.3	So please, let's keep it going.
0:35.6	And I know it's hard.
0:36.6	I know it is hard to stay locked up in the house, especially when the weather's getting
0:39.6	better.
0:40.6	But here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:42.4	If you're feeling lonely in your apartment, just leave some food out on the floor, right?
0:48.2	And then when the rats show up, you can pretend you're Cinderella.
0:51.8	Anyway, on tonight's episode Vladimir Putin loses his confidence.
0:55.9	We give you some video chat, news, and don'ts.
0:59.1	And President Trump tries out for the role of the mad king.
1:03.1	So let's get into it.
1:04.1	Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show.
1:08.9	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
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