Trump Cabinet Chaos, Sports Feuds, and Saving Democracy
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2024
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Jordan Klepper dives into Trump’s latest cabinet picks, dissecting his alliance with loyalists like Kristi Noem, Lee Zeldin, and Elise Stefanik—and learning from Michael Kosta how to make friends like Elon Musk. Jordan and Desi Lydic tackle hot topics in sports, from influencer scandals at the New York Marathon to Aaron Rodgers’ speculative 2028 presidential run. Harvard professor and author Robert Putnam on the decline of American community and how reconnecting could help save democracy, as explored in the new documentary “Join or Die”.
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| 1:05.7 | We got a great show for you tonight. |
| 1:09.1 | America has chosen a direction, and now we are heading into it, barreling towards it, some might say. |
| 1:15.5 | So, let's get right into it in our new segment. |
| 1:18.3 | Trump 2.0 coming for the White House. |
| 1:23.4 | I'm going to come. |
| 1:26.3 | Four more years of that. |
| 1:29.6 | Now, we all know Trump has big plans for his second term. |
| 1:33.3 | Mass deportations, tariffs, and finally building that statue of Arnold Palmer's |
| 1:38.0 | . . . . so that's to scale. |
| 1:44.8 | The question is, who's going to come to the White House |
| 1:48.6 | and help Trump carry out his glorious agenda? |
| 1:52.3 | And you know what, the man has won the popular vote? |
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