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🗓️ 2 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.6 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. |
| 0:14.0 | This is The Daily Show with your host, John Stewart. |
| 0:18.1 | Thank you. John Stewart Hello! |
| 0:42.0 | My goodness! |
| 0:44.0 | So happy to be back. |
| 0:45.5 | Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 0:46.5 | My name is John Stewart. |
| 0:47.2 | Great show for you tonight. |
| 0:48.3 | Later on, we're going to be joined by author Elizabeth Colbert. |
| 0:50.5 | We will be discussing the environment. |
| 0:54.7 | Do we still need one? |
| 0:57.8 | By the way, you couldn't hear in the audience, but I said, we have Elizabeth Colbert |
| 1:00.5 | on the show, and someone in the audience said, I love her. |
| 1:04.4 | Like, literally just in the middle of it, it was just like, oh, I love her. |
| 1:09.7 | So we are pleasing her. |
| 1:15.8 | Before, how was your Thanksgiving? |
| 1:17.3 | Do you eat a lot there? |
| 1:18.1 | I've eaten pie every morning |
| 1:20.6 | for the last five mornings. |
| 1:23.9 | I ate a lot. |
| 1:25.0 | Did you stay safe from Vecna? |
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