Trump as Jesus is WILD, Melania Revives Epstein, + Bieber Saves Coachella | #700

Flagrant

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4.4 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 99 minutes

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YERRR – the boys go Trump vs the Pope and it gets insane fast: – Melania rand Epstein ALLEGEDLY – Iranian Twitter, nukes & Lego propaganda – Bieber at Coachella & California political scandals All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Trump v Pope + Church had “some issues” 7:26 Orthodox gang, we need you + Trump fires back 9:32 American Pope, “Dr” Trump + Fugazi Doordasher 17:02 White Deliverymen + Who’s he healing? 21:51 Baal in the pic + Names a name 23:33 Time Person of the Year 25:44 Was Melania trafficked? ICE strategy + Deaf Blood 36:29 No air screaming + Turtles screwing 39:40 Remember them Alien girls? 42:32 Amanda inner circle + Ho3 to Housewife Pipeline 43:36 Pope as Prezzy? Christ is KING 47:12 Iranian Twitter + Nukes + Albinos + Short Witch Drs 1:01:15 Iranian Lego slopaganda 1:04:34 Peptides, back mouth 1:10:23 Justin Bieber at Coachella + Effort x Nostalgia 1:22:17 SNL does Brilliant Idiots? 1:25:51 Akaash doing Radio City this Saturday 1:26:31 Eric Swalwell scandal + Chinese spy 1:34:27 Mark was SINNING + Step down x Fang Fang This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Boy, Shultz here. Alex Media, Marky, gags.
0:06.2	Miles, on the ones into Joey over there trying to figure out the computer.
0:10.7	Nice. One day, Joey.
0:12.9	Yeah, one day you got that shit, man.
0:15.0	Guys, big tings happening in the world. Big tings happen in the world, man.
1:11.1	Trump and the Catholic Church going after. Yeah, bro. This is kind of wild. They're going at it. I feel as a Catholic, bro. That's where you got a ride for your boy. And who's, I mean. Yeah, which. Yeah. Yeah. Who's your boy? I'm just trying to say. Leonardo, man. Polo 100%. Yeah. So Leonardo's coming at Trump for... Quick question, quick question. Is the Pope, the leader of all of y'all? Like, is he both of your daddies or just his daddy? Mostly my daddy. He's really all of our dad. Like... Did you choose up with Iran? Are you... Are you already on their side? Not like religious people. I'm just, I'm agnostic. But were you baptized? Yeah. Okay. Right. So whether you're not by choice. It don't matter if it's by choice. They got it to be. Whoa. You are married. Godson, no, you can't say that. You can't say that.
1:12.4	With all due respect, it was consensual.
1:15.2	It was consensual.
1:15.2	Of course.
1:15.8	Of course.
1:16.4	It was the birth.
1:17.0	Yeah, I was 13.
1:18.0	And in church, that's consensual, right?
1:19.5	No.
1:20.0	No.
1:20.5	Baptize it.
1:21.3	13?
1:22.3	No.
1:22.8	That was the other one. That's what you learned to swim. Communion. You are way more Catholic than maybe even. Now, Mark is super Catholic, but you're more Catholic than me. I have to go for me. I had to go through all. Me no Catholic. Me Puerto You can't do that. I had to. I had to. Don't do that shit. She still thinks I'm going to hell right now. You are. I didn't do the final one. What's the one after confirmation?
1:44.9	I didn't do that one.
1:45.3	You got to get,
1:46.1	you got to hit the confirmation.
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