Trump as Carnac The Magnificent!
Justice Matters with Glenn Kirschner
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🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 18 minutes
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Summary
It seems like actual lawyers are no longer drafting the motions, briefs, and pleadings that the Department of Justice is filing in federal court case. A brand new court filing in Trump's ballroom case reads like it was drafted, not by any self-respecting DOJ lawyer, but by a deranged, cognitively impaired, aspiring dictate, at 2 am, with a sharpie.
And this new court filing repeatedly references how Trump's proposed ballroom will be "hermetically sealed."
Now where do you think he came up with that phrase?
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| 0:00.0 | It's time for Justice Matters with former federal prosecutor and legal analyst Glenn Kirshner. |
| 0:15.4 | A new court filing in the ballroom case seems to be written by the president. |
| 0:20.5 | Glenn talks about this next on Justice Matters. |
| 0:25.9 | Here's what you've been missing on the Stephanie Miller Happy Hour podcast. |
| 0:30.2 | Madam Mayor, I heard that one of our listeners came up to you and said, |
| 0:33.3 | that's terrific bass, which is an old Saturday Night Live bit. And we were saying we have to get Lorraine Newman to do that ad for you. That's terrific bass, which we... It's an old Saturday Night Live bit, and we were saying we have to get Lorraine Newman to do that ad for you. |
| 0:40.5 | That's terrific bath. |
| 0:41.8 | I like that. |
| 0:43.7 | So, Mayor, I just have to start with... |
| 0:46.8 | Fox News guests calls on Texans to drive to Los Angeles to vote for Spencer Pratt, and we encourage them to spend their gas money to do that because then they won't have |
| 0:55.7 | bail money when we put them in jail for trying to commit election fraud. |
| 0:59.0 | Because they keep putting this, you know, fake news out there, if you don't mind the expression, |
| 1:05.0 | that you can vote illegally or with no ID in California, right? |
| 1:09.0 | Right, right, right. I mean, it's so absurd. Subscribe to the |
| 1:14.3 | Stephanie Miller Happy Hour podcast on Apple Podcasts, Stephanie Miller.com, or wherever you get your |
| 1:19.7 | favorite podcasts. Hey all, Glenn Kirshner here. |
| 1:32.3 | So friends, the Department of Justice leadership, air quotes around that word, has become |
| 1:40.0 | a joke, a cruel joke, a lawless joke, a dangerous joke on the American people. |
| 1:48.3 | And, you know, there's a reason that federal court judges no longer give DOJ attorneys what's |
| 1:54.6 | called the presumption of regularity. |
| 1:58.0 | That is an overly complex term. Can I translate it from legalese into English? |
| 2:03.9 | It simply means that when a federal prosecutor, a DOJ lawyer, walks into federal court and says |
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