My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth.

And why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

My name is Nando Vila and I host the new podcast, the best soccer podcast in the world. And I assure you, it is.

This new podcast tells stories that spill well beyond the field from legendary players to silly hairdos to heart-wrenching finals.

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All episodes will be in English and in Spanish.

Listen to the best soccer podcast in the world as part of the Michael Duda podcast network available on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hello, the internet and welcome to season 263 episode four of...

It's the production of I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness.

It's Thursday, November 17th, 2022, which of course means it is the first day of Donald Trump's new reign.

Yeah. Or second, depending on...

Yeah, I guess timeline we're in. Everything stretches out. But November 17th is National Homemade Red Day, National Baklava Day, National Butter Day.

I like all three of those things so far. National Take a Hike Day, National Roar Health Day, World Pancreatic Cancer Day and the Great American Smoke Out, which I think is about just...

Hey, man, put the six.

Will you?

Oh, that's not what it sounds like.

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