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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Ow! |
| 0:05.7 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
| 0:07.2 | Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:10.6 | I'm Trevor Noah, and it is now day 59 of us staying inside to try and stop the spread |
| 0:16.1 | of coronavirus and hopefully grow a beard. |
| 0:19.2 | And here's your quarantine tip of the day. |
| 0:20.8 | If coronavirus is making you nervous, all you have to do is picture coronavirus naked. |
| 0:27.5 | Yeah, it helps. |
| 0:29.9 | In fact, I'm doing it right now. |
| 0:32.2 | And oh, oh my god, coronavirus is a six pack. |
| 0:35.0 | Oh no, guys. |
| 0:36.0 | Oh man, the virus is much stronger than we thought we screwed. |
| 0:39.2 | So let's get into it. |
| 0:40.6 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show. |
| 0:45.1 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 0:49.6 | This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:53.1 | Here's a dish. |
| 0:56.0 | You know, during dark times like these, I'm often reminded of the words of the great |
| 1:00.2 | 20th century philosopher, Robert McFarran, when he said, |
| 1:05.0 | Ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooooo. |
| 1:09.2 | Don't worry, be happy now. |
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