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All right. Spoiler alert. Canks does not win the Nobel Peace Prize. Apparently, this was a surprise to some people, not surprising to any of us. But in order to fully understand this whole thing, let's talk about why this is important to him. And it is because a black man that he is insanely jealous of won the Nobel Peace Prize.

So about 12 hours before they announced the winner, Canks is doing his dementia hour in the Oval that he's been doing every night.

You know, people that are suffering from dementia have sundowners, right?

So here he is going off about Obama and the Nobel Peace Prize. Play the clip.

This prize for way less than you did and you Obama, President Obama called the Nobel Peace Prize

for Wales. He got a price for doing nothing. Obama got a prize. He didn't even know what he got

elected and they gave it to Obama for doing absolutely nothing but destroying our country.

No, he was not a good president.

The worst president was Sleepy Joe Biden, but Obama was not a good president.

Are you going to do something with yet?

How many months after?

That's enough.

This is so pathetic.

I mean, the fact that nobody in the Republican Party is saying,

get over it, you're such a baby, you're such a whiner. And instead, they put up these three-hour

humiliation exercises where everybody has to go around and tell him how great he is. He has

entire news networks created to fluff

his ego. Nothing on the planet will ever fix him. No, it won't. And here's the thing with Trump.

He gets on something and he can't stop. And this shameless begging for the Nobel Peace Prize and these foreign leaders

like Netanyahu, I'm nominating you for the Nobel Peace Prize. He is bombing civilians in the

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