Okay, awesome. The simulation is glitching hard. The alternate timeline that we're on really sucks, but we are now recording. Welcome to or welcome back to Colonial Outcast, your friendly anti-imperialist podcast. Now, it's Tuesday. We've had like 72 hours to look at the Trump assassination attempt and be like,

what the F over? That was a doozy. And today, we're going to be doing something fun that no one else is doing,

which is why you should definitely like, share, and subscribe the Colonial Outcast channel.

Because we're going to be talking about the Trump assassination.

We're going to be kind of having a cordial discourse from the perspective of someone who's

not a conspiracy theorist whatsoever just believes in absolute government and competence.

Period.

I feel like I could explain away all the stupid things that happened.

And then we've got Mark, who is our resident conspiracy theory expert, and we're just going to go after it.

Was it just complete secret service and inter-departmental incompetence?

Or was it something deeper and more conspiratorial and we'll be getting into that

we'll also be going into like the really unhinged into the weed stuff so yep i think uh we're

we're just like ready to start how you doing mark you ready to get into this good bro and i just want

you to know you're the dana scully this good bro and i just want you to know

you're the dana scully to my fox molder i want you to know that that's fine i mean i do feel

kind of like hot in a really 90s jazzercise sort of way so excellent uh you know what i have never

thought of our um conspiracy, like not conspiracy.

Oh, God.

It's been a long week already.

Diacotomy that we have going on. Dynamics.

Yeah.

It's healthy.

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