Trump Admits to Downplaying the Coronavirus | Jane Fonda
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2020
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:06.9 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distancing Show. |
| 0:08.9 | I'm Trevor Noah. |
| 0:10.0 | Today is Wednesday, the 9th of September. |
| 0:12.6 | And here's your quarantine tip of the day. |
| 0:14.9 | If you're getting breakouts on the bottom of your face |
| 0:17.4 | because of your mask, here's what you need to do. |
| 0:20.0 | Take a second mask and put it on the top half of your face. |
| 0:24.4 | Now, at least your breakouts will have symmetry. |
| 0:26.4 | Anyway, on tonight's show, Halloween is cancelled. |
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| 0:30.6 | And once again, Donald Trump has been caught on tape |
| 0:33.4 | telling us who he really is. |
| 0:35.4 | So let's do this, people. |
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