and God

are gay in America

to be the greatest country

in the world

and it is worth fighting for

and it is worth fleeing for

if it takes it,

it's worth died for

for the greatest country that this world has ever seen.

All right. All right. What's going on, everybody? I know, shocker. I am traveling. And many of you're like,

Grant, why didn't you tell us you're traveling? Because I don't have to and I don't want to.

Anyway. It didn't even tell me. I didn't even tell the person who's not supposed to be speaking during the monologue right now. And so anyway, a lot of big things to talk about today. We're going back to the moon today, apparently. We're going to talk about that. But the big, big, big, big, big thing is

simply this. Donald Trump announced, or excuse me, White House Press Secretary, White House Press

Secretary Caroline Levitt announced that tonight, 9 p.m. Eastern Time, President Trump will be

addressing the nation on Iran, specifically on Iran.

So there was a lot of things because today is April Fool's.

There are a lot of people that are like, what if this is about like the moon, the Artemis or whatever, and it's just a big fake out.

But the fact that they announced specifically that this would be on Iran, I think is very

interesting.

It's also very interesting to me that now you've had multiple world leaders.

You've had the prime minister of the UK, you've had the prime minister of Australia,

basically saying like, hey, you know, strap up your butt cheeks because it's

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