Blank Jack with Griffin and David

Black Jack with Griffin and David

Don't know what to say but you expect

All you need to know is that the name of the show is blank check

You must pay for everything in this world, one way or another. There's nothing free,

except the grace of pod. You didn't let me finish. Oh, sorry. You're doing a sincere, kind of,

like, thoughtful kind of like, you know, sticks with you with you a moment yeah you know why i chose

that strategically because i feel like we're going to spend most of the next three hours going

right right a saucy line will not get you far with me is is something i say to people all the time

well you say it that way no how do you say it well i, I can't, can you do LaBeef?

Do LaBeef. Well, this is what I finally cracked watching it this time. Yeah. It's, it's Damon doing half a McConaughey. Okay. Damon has a perfect McConaughey. He'll break out McConaughey on talk shows as like his party trick. Okay. And his McConaughey is the best I've ever heard. sure.

And this is him being like,

I can't go full Mac.

I can only do McConaughey is the best I've ever heard. Sure. And this is him being like, I can't go full Mac.

I can only do McConaughey saying MRI in, uh, in interstell. MRI. MRI. MRI. MRI. MRI. MRI. It's that one moment. Uh, yeah. Okay. So go ahead. Go go. Be La Beef. Let me see. I'm looking for a line here.

Maybe hold your tongue.

Yeah. Do you know how he did that?

This is another, I watch, I watch a lot of Damon interviews. Not for this, just generally. He talks. That guy run his mouth. Yeah. What is he, a podcaster? He couldn't figure out how to do it and they couldn't figure out how to like build a prosthetic or anything to help him with it because it's the fucking tongue. Like nothing's going to stick. And he was like helping his little daughters get ready for school and they had like elastic hair bands. Oh, wow. And he was like, oh, let me try this. And he was like, I just put three around my tongue. Wow. That's so weird. Isn't that weird? Yeah, but he was like, it was the only thing that stuck that wasn't, like, toxic. Interesting. Yeah. I'm looking for a good LeBeef line here. I mean, what's the one about the lashings? Well, he says that he was fixing for a kiss. You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. Yeah. I can't do it. You had it better. While I sat there watching,

I gave something, you know. I can't do it.

You had it better.

Yeah.

While I sat there watching, I gave some thought to stealing a kiss, though you are very young and sick and unattractive to boo. I'm just loving. The way they talk, man. It's awesome. Can we just talk like this again? I have this thought. The dumbest character in this movie speaks better than the current poet laureate of the United States,

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