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I'm looking for a good old-fashioned breaking and entering burglary,

but I really want my burglar to be as dumb as possible.

Pull up to the second window and we'll see you next crime.

Welcome to True Crime to Go.

I am John here with Jamie.

Dude, I'm gonna get a little sentimental on you.

Like that intro that we did years ago, that's Little Avery's voice.

And Little Avery is like teenage Avery now.

Yeah, she did that years ago and I aged her with our audio software.

We should probably re-record it because she sounds like she could be working at a

drive-thru now. So you're saying that that voice we hear is actually modified to

sound older? Yes I made her voice deeper on purpose to make her sound a

little bit older.

Sorry for my voice cracking.

Maybe I need to be older too.

You know, puberty at 40 is a thing, Jamie.

Maybe it is, but John's voice last week was over Zoom because he was sick this week you can tell that he's still not

a hundred percent so I'm on the mend I'm on the mend we're getting there so

thanks for giving us your time here for this fascinating 10 minutes or less case.

Why don't you go ahead and get us rolling.

Yep, today we have a jaw dropping tail from 2013 of a thief whose attempt at a perfect crime took an unexpected twist.

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